My dads kind of flipped when I first started hanging around him, trying to keep me away from him, putting me in training every night. So yeah, when they found out we were dating, which was a long time after we started, I had JARVIS on my case all hours of the night.

Which is how Dad found out when he was working in the lab late one night. JARVIS detected Wade in the house and alerted him. There wasn’t hiding anything from him or Pop after that. Luckily, when Dad gets angry, he’s not quiet so we had time before he got to my room.

That damn computer is annoying. It’s all hoity toity “Sir, I do not think you should be in the tower at this hour of the night.” in its silly accent. We haven’t been caught having sex. Yet. 

It’d be good payback though. I swear, those two have more sex than Pete and I do. And they do it EVERYWHERE. Last time I checked? Glass elevators were see-through!